Once upon a time there was a woman who suffered with bouts of insomnia. She was a woman who loved to sleep, and valued every single second of slumber she could get. But sometimes she just couldn't get more than an hour or two at a time. And that made her very tired and grumpy. The end.
Instead of writing anything because I'm sure y'all don't want to listen to my tired ramblings, I leave you with this: